"Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it."

2. Pam Jones, Bridget Jones's Diary

"Don't say 'what', say 'pardon'"

3. Marge Simpson, The Simpsons

"My mother always said, if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

4. Mrs Gump, Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're going to get."

5. Bree Van de Kamp, Desperate Housewives

"You know the opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care."

6. Gloria Delgado-Pritchett, Modern Family

"Making a child is the easy part."

7. Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls

"My mother always used to say: the older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana."