To re-write Star Wars as a Shakespearian play or not to re-write Star Wars as a Shakespearian play? That, for Ian Doescher, was the question. Thankfully, he answered “aye.”

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His book Verily, A New Hope takes the script from the first (or fourth, if you want to be a pedant about it) Star Wars film and turns it into an epic that would make the Bard very, very confused. Nonetheless, it’s clever, funny – HAN: “And whether I shot first, I’ll ne’er confess!” – and, for a film set in space, surprisingly fitting. Here, below, we’ve picked out our ten favourite quotes... Go ye then, and Force be with you all!

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!"

"The Sandpeople are easily startled but they will soon be back - and in greater numbers."

"Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

"These are not the droids we're looking for."

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force."

"That's no moon. It's a space station."

"I have a very bad feeling about this."

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

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"Use the force, Luke... Let go, Luke... Luke, trust me."

Authors

Stephen Kelly is a freelance culture and science journalist. He oversees BBC Science Focus's Popcorn Science feature, where every month we get an expert to weigh in on the plausibility of a newly released TV show or film. Beyond BBC Science Focus, he has written for such publications as The Guardian, The Telegraph, The I, BBC Culture, Wired, Total Film, Radio Times and Entertainment Weekly. He is a big fan of Studio Ghibli movies, the apparent football team Tottenham Hotspur and writing short biographies in the third person.

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