Suspicion review: Uma Thurman suspiciously absent from Apple TV drama

Suspicion kicks off with the son of prolific businesswoman Katherine Newman (Thurman) being abducted from a hotel in New York City. His assailants wear rubber masks resembling members of the Royal Family, with the National Crime Agency believing their true identities to be four British nationals who had been staying there that night. An urgent investigation is launched in co-operation with the FBI, which aims to resolve the incident before it becomes a media frenzy.

The odds are stacked against them as CCTV footage of the young man's kidnapping goes viral on the internet, spawning an array of painfully dated "memes" that are inexplicably deemed hilarious by the masses. This plot point might have retained some plausibility had the shocking clip gained notoriety in its unaltered state, but the idea that a video of someone being violently stuffed into a suitcase would immediately be reduced to jovial chat radio patter seems difficult to imagine.

This alone was enough to break my suspension of disbelief, demonstrating an embarrassing misunderstanding of internet culture, but there are many more bewildering moments in just the first two episodes: A negligent flight attendant lets a man with a giant duffle bag use the plane toilet moments before a police boarding; an irresponsible mother allows a complete stranger to carry her child through an airport; a bride undergoes hours of police questioning without once asking if she could have a few minutes to change out of her wedding dress.

Suffice to say, the characters in Suspicion just don't act logically, with a sloppy script from Rob Williams clumsily squandering a promising cast of established television stars. Kunal Nayyar (The Big Bang Theory), Elizabeth Henstridge (Agents of SHIELD), Georgina Campbell (Broadchurch) and Elyes Gabel (Scorpion) have all delivered strong performances elsewhere, but not one is able to elevate this subpar material. The net might be closing around their group of unwitting suspects, but this opening act gives us very little reason to care.

Indeed, while the premise of Suspicion is fully up and running by the end of episode two, it remains doubtful whether many viewers will return to watch it unfold. So far, the show has been just as bland as its simplistic title would suggest, with its considerable star power failing to divert attention from its many narrative blunders and general lack of style. The only hope is that Thurman injects some life into the proceedings when she eventually turns up, but based on the fleeting glimpse we've had of her so far, she'll be crashing in just as flat as everybody else.

Suspicion premieres on Apple TV+ on Friday 4th February 2022. Check out more of our Drama coverage or visit our TV Guide to see what's on tonight.