9. Quite the screamer

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We could probably write an entirely separate list about the double entendres and straight-up sex talk uttered by River Song, but this is definitely a highlight. Instructed by Matt Smith’s Doctor to “shout if [she] gets in trouble,” River replies:

“Don't worry, I'm quite the screamer. Now there's a spoiler for you.”

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Someone’s clearly looking to play Doctors and Archaeologists.

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